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Bring a little piece of the Cabana wherever you go with the Doofus Crest Canvas Tote. Built from sturdy 10 oz. cotton canvas, it has plenty of room for snacks, bingo supplies, beach gear, questionable purchases, and whatever else followed you out of the Cabana.

The colorful Doofus Crest design features the sunset, fire, chairs, and tropical atmosphere that started it all. With comfortable black handles and a gusseted bottom, this tote is made to carry the essentials while reminding everyone that the Cabana is more than a place. It’s a lifestyle.

• Natural 10 oz. cotton canvas
• Colorful Doofus Crest design
• 15" wide × 14" high × 3" deep
• Comfortable 22" black handles
• Gusseted bottom for extra carrying room
• Perfect for shopping, road trips, beach days, bingo nights, and general doofus activities

Start your day with 16 ounces of pure Cabana Fuel. This custom Doofus Crest mug wraps the full Cabana experience around a glossy white ceramic mug, complete with tropical sunsets, palm trees, firelight, and the place where questionable decisions somehow become great stories.

Whether you fill it with coffee, tea, hot chocolate, or something the Cabana refuses to identify, this mug is ready to keep you fueled through early mornings, late-night streams, bingo chaos, and general doofus activities.

• 16 oz. capacity
• Custom full-color Doofus Crest design
• Wraparound tropical Cabana artwork
• Glossy white ceramic finish
• Large, comfortable handle
• Perfect for coffee, tea, cocoa, and official Cabana Fuel
• Every purchase helps support The Savage Saints and its ministries

A little Cabana chaos for whatever needs it.

Get one Doofus Crest sticker and one Coozy Coconut sticker in this small UV DTF 2-pack. They’re a fun, inexpensive way to grab a little piece of Doofus Crest without committing to a full custom mug.

The stickers are vibrant, durable, waterproof/weather-resistant, and made with strong adhesive so they work well on mugs, tumblers, laptops, windows, water bottles, and other smooth surfaces. For drinkware, hand washing is recommended to help keep them looking their best as long as possible.

2-Pack includes:

• 1 Doofus Crest sticker
• 1 Coozy Coconut sticker
• Small-size UV DTF decals
• $3 per pack
• $2 shipping
• $5 total delivered

Bring a little Cabana energy to the fridge, locker, office, or wherever the Crest belongs.

These glossy sublimation magnets feature our custom Doofus Crest artwork in two designs: a portrait sunset version and the full Cabana Fuel landscape design. Each one is printed in-house with bright, detailed color and a strong magnetic backing.

• Size: 2.95" × 2.16"
• Glossy sublimation print
• Full magnetic back
• Portrait Doofus Crest or Landscape Cabana Fuel
• Great for refrigerators, lockers, whiteboards, filing cabinets, workshops, offices, and other magnetic surfaces
• Printed by The Savage Saints
• Cabana Approved
• Made for the Crew

Bring a little piece of the Cabana wherever you go with the Doofus Crest Cabana Keychain. Each keychain features one of three custom Cabana designs on the front, with the black Savage Heart design on the reverse.

Choose from Secret & Rabbit watching the sunset, the glowing Cabana campfire, or the full Cabana scene. Each keychain is double-sided, lightweight, and sized perfectly for keys, bags, backpacks, or anywhere else the Crest needs to travel.

• Three custom Doofus Crest designs
• Secret & Rabbit, Campfire, or Cabana
• Black Savage Heart design on the reverse
• Double-sided full-color sublimation print
• 1.57" wide × 2.35" high
• 4 × 6 cm
• 3 mm thick
• Includes key ring and retaining clip
• $6.00 each
• Perfect for keys, backpacks, bags, luggage, and general Cabana activities

Small enough to go anywhere, colorful enough to represent the Cabana properly, and just questionable enough to carry the Doofus Crest name.

Printed by The Savage Saints · Cabana Approved · Made for the Crew

A little Cabana energy you can actually wear.

This limited edition green tee features the Doofus Crest centered on the chest in a clean, easy-to-wear size that keeps the artwork bold without taking over the whole shirt.

Soft, casual, and made for everyday wear, whether you’re hanging around the Cabana, heading out for the day, or just representing the Crest.

• Limited edition
• Green tee
• Center chest Doofus Crest design
• Made by The Savage Saints

Once this run is gone, it may not come back.